Author: Shitmat
Title: The NeverEnding EastEnders Album
Category: Electronic, Rock, Pop
Style: Parody
Year: 2017
Notes: This Master Release comprises iterations of an album to which Shitmat will continue to add tracks (in effect, re-releasing it with every alteration) until he "die[s] getting hit over the dead with a heavy metal doorstop or get[s] pushed off a cliff in Scotland." So far, these iterations consist entirely of variations on Simon May's EastEnder's theme tune. Though the release's size and composition may fluctuate, Shitmat promises to maintain "[the] price of this awful infinite album [at] £3.90 (roughly the same as a pint of in the queen vic [i.e., The Queen Victoria]) no matter if it has 3 tracks or 333 tracks."

Because the order of actual iterations cannot be discerned beyond doubt (e.g., a track may be added and removed in the span of two minute, leaving us none the wiser), identifying versions by date is preferable (e.g., "This is an October 6th, 2017 iteration . . ." or, hypothetically, "This is the second [date] iteration . . ."). Invariably, Discogs users will fail to catalogue every addition, excision, reorganization, and so forth. Rating: 3.6
Format: AA FLAC AC3 DXD MP1 RA ASF FLAC MP3
MP3 album RAR size: 1483 mb | FLAC album RAR size: 1536 mb

Tracklist

YMCEE	0:29
Living On A Square	1:55
I'm To Sexy For This Theme Tune	0:22
Squire Of Walford	1:07
Only Easts And Enders	0:27
The EastEnders Theme Tune (Ian Beale IGNL VIP Mix)	0:55
The Ballad Of Barry And Janine	1:37
Ian Beale And The Chipshop Factory	0:29
2 Unjim(Branning)ited	0:27
Lucy Beale In The Sky With Diamonds	0:25
Going To EEbiza	1:28
Do They Sell Meatloaf At The Cafe?	0:36
Eastenders Theme (Chesso Hawkio Remix)	3:39
Mr Enderman (Really Shoulda Changed 'Shabba' To 'Bepe' But To Lazy)	1:12
Laundrette Of Love (Feat EE17)	1:50
Fighting Polka	2:11
Crack Pipe Polka	2:04
Imagine Keith From The Prodigy Played Peggy Mitchell Instead Of Barbara Windsor	0:53
Tupack Shirley	1:14
Dot's Army	1:03
That Obligatory Smash Mouth 'All Star' Remix (4% Slower Mix)	3:31
Dead Polka	2:41
I've Got Nothing Left Polka	2:10

Versions

Category	Artist	Title (Format)	Label	Category	Country	Year
none	Shitmat	The NeverEnding EastEnders Album ‎(23xFile, FLAC, Album, 16-)	Not On Label (Shitmat Self-released)	none	UK	2017
none	Shitmat	The NeverEnding EastEnders Album ‎(19xFile, FLAC, Album, 16-)	Not On Label (Shitmat Self-released)	none	UK	2017
none	Shitmat	The NeverEnding EastEnders Album ‎(21xFile, FLAC, Album, 16-)	Not On Label (Shitmat Self-released)	none	UK	2017
none	Shitmat	The NeverEnding EastEnders Album ‎(22xFile, FLAC, Album, 16-)	Not On Label (Shitmat Self-released)	none	UK	2017